Simon Mayo's Confessions

Simon Mayo's Confessions

The Final Confessions Podcast!

Simon and Jo reunite to look back on their favourite Confessions from the show, which include special appearances...

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Donner’s Dessert Disaster and other tales…

Donner seeks forgiveness in her Christmas fire fiasco ‘I Want Brandy’; Karen confesses her midnight mass story ‘My...

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Zoe’s Hardwood Horror and other tales…

Will you forgive Valerie’s fowl play? Plus a classic Emirates embarrassment revisited.

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Wendy’s Dirty Drippinghood and other tales...

Will you forgive Emily's Fiery Fable? Plus a vengeful Confession from the Crypt!

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John’s Straw Shambles and other tales…

John’s seeks forgiveness in his straw bale shambles ‘Shake Your Balefeather’; Bruce shares his faux fur prank ‘Hooked...

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Craig's French Forgery and other tales...

Will you forgive Elaine's Tracing Tale? Plus a painful Confession from the Crypt!

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Mick’s Pesky Parakeet and other tales...

Will you forgive Tony’s toasty tale? Plus a fantastic Confession from the Crypt!

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Martin's Cinema Screen Scream and other tales...

Also in this week's podcast,a fancy dress vicar gets a late night fright and in our X-Rated section, a desperate...

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Eddie’s Meaty Mishap and other tales…

Eddie’s seeks forgiveness in his beefy swap story ‘We’ll Meat Again’; George reveals his beeping bust up confession...

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Dan's Grassy Gaff and other tales...

Will you forgive Dan's mower misstep? Plus a brilliant Confession from The Crypt!

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John’s Maternity Mishap and other tales…

John seeks forgiveness in his delivery room disaster ‘See My Baby Dive’; Theo has a sibling shocker with ‘One Way or...

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Roger’s Farm Fiasco and other tales…

Roger seeks forgiveness in his natural hen-ding story ‘Murder on the Farm Floor’; Bob’s confesses his waggy dog tale...

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Liam’s Mountain Mischief and other tales…

Liam seeks forgiveness in his limping leg prank ‘Whine Every Mountain’, Joanna confesses her vandalism tale ‘The Name...

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Olly’s Wagon Wheel Whopper and other tales…

Olly seeks forgiveness in his Wagon Wheel Whopper ‘He’s Quite Heavy He’s My Brother’; Captain A reveals his shocking...

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Alan’s Naked Naughtiness and other tales…

Will you forgive Alan’s swimming pool fiasco? Plus a Classic Car-tastrophe Confession!

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Classic Confessions Special…

With Jo and Simon off this week. We take a look back at some Classic Confessions from the last few years. In this...

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Archie’s Architect Confession and other tales…

Archie seeks forgiveness in his fire liar tale - ‘I Didn’t Start The Ire’, Monica shares her dad’s Rock n Roll...

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Rebecca’s algeBRA accident and other tales…

Rebecca seeks forgiveness for her classroom catastrophe - ‘Teach Your Children Smell’; Mr C shares his tale ‘Au Pair...

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All New Edinburgh Festival Confessions!

Jo and Simon presented their shows live from Edinburgh this week and hosted live confessions from four comedians...

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Edinburgh Festival Confessions Special…

Ahead of our week at the Edinburgh Fringe, we’ve dug out some of the best celebrity confessions from our previous...

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