Having a massive head is a hard secret to keep under your hat
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If a duck speaks is that fowl language
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Another name for a happy cowboy is a jolly rancher
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Darth Vader is American because he favours the Imperial System
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The swordfish has few natural predators, except the penfish which is mightier
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Some birds eat other birds so I guess you could say Dahmer eats like a bird
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What is with these drug dealers putting their business in other peoples noses
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Why put the leap day in winter when white months can not leap
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Portcullis!. drawbridge!. moat!... excuse my outbursts. I have turrets.
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They call an Irish baker a ginger bread man
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A doctor specializing in Adams apples is a guyneckologist
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You can have a beer belly. You can be a belly dancer. You can not be a beer belly dancer.
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My Italian roommate wastes his money buying pasta. He says it was worth every penne
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Juan is very controlling and manipulative and no Juan is going to tell me what to do
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Turns out Canadas not real... its all maple leaf
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My eye doctor is an Eskimo... I guess I am seeing an optical Aleutian
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Difference between a musician and mutual fund is that one will mature and make money
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I enjoy painting wildlife... but the rabbits leave hair on my rollers.
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Taekwondo has backkicks whereas politics has kickbacks
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Is is crazy how saying sentences backwards creates backwards sentences saying how crazy it is
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